dj tyler swift

cool and normal

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

Watching now & i am smiling so big you would think I was in da movie Smile or even Smile 2 for that matter!!! 😃 I have not slept or gone out side in 6 days

[Dan Licata @danlicatasucks]

If you think cancel culture is real, I went to my nieces choir concert tonight. First song they sang was da Louie theme song

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

literal life changing day for me

[#SnarkTwt ☕️ @SnarkingIsLegal]

Exactly ten years ago on May 11, 2016, Comedians Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias started a podcast called ‘Cum Town’

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

I did this during the backwards man scene in Freddy Got Fingered

[lil @lilifying]

your name is not that long to be abbreviating it man 😭

[furby hancock @furby_hancock]

processed food was literally designed for you to eat. organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

(bbc taking 2 weeks to try to come up with an excuse for why they didn’t edit the slur out of the broadcast) yeah actually the disabled guy yelled the n word TWICE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

John Davidson reportedly also shouted out the N-word at Wunmi Mosaku when she won Best Supporting Actress for ‘Sinners’ at the BAFTAs.

BBC’s Director General says this instance did get edited out of the broadcast, unlike the other one, because there was “confusion between the first time it was yelled and the second.”

“Our understanding at this point is that the team editing the show in the truck mistakenly believed they had edited out the incident that was being referenced, on the basis that they had heard and edited out the slur shouted out during the Best Supporting Actress award. Therefore, when they were told a racial slur had been shouted, they believed they had removed it.” (via Deadline)

(https://t.co/ZxVD7VBtW4)

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

oh you KNOW this movie’s about to be a banger

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

how am I supposed to fall asleep when all I can think about is punch

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

calling out of work so I have time to work on solving the mr beast million dollar super bowl puzzle

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

sorry to break the illusion of the free solo thing, but i was at the bottom of the taipei skyscraper like this

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

the annoying orange has weighed in…it’s so over

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

even if I was physically capable of climbing that skyscraper I just don’t think I’d have the will to do it. I’d get 20% up and be like god this shit sucks. I don’t wanna do this anymore. I’d rather fall and die

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

just had the realization that scary movie 6 and jackass 5 come out within 2 weeks of each other june 2026 might actually be the best month of my life

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

I found out 2 hours ago that jackass 5 is coming out in 6 months and my heart rate still hasn’t returned to normal. pure adrenaline

[dj tyler swift @salaciousbcum]

life is worth living

[GORILLA FLICKS @GORILLAFLICKS]

Well a wang dang and hot damn doodle, we are starting the year off with a bang. We wanted to let you know that this summer Jackass is back!! We will see you in theatres
June 26th.

More to come but wanted you to hear it
from us first!!

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

hey mom look at this tweet its a video of an otter giving its baby a bath. Don’t scroll up or you’ll see 2 guys I know having sex and don’t scroll down or you’ll see a picture that another guy I know drew of Mickey Mouse killing goofy with a chainsaw and they both have boners

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Judge: now wait a second Mike. If the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair?
Me: that's right your honor