bec

"EP-1” out now

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Soy un creep

[bec @comfortplus]

white people be like “it’s my dogs birthday”

[bec @comfortplus]

“The rubbish goes in the bin” uh no this is America. The trash goes in the trash

[bec @comfortplus]

I don’t need Chat GPT. I have Chat G.O.D.

[bec @comfortplus]

crazy that the whcd shooter was dressed like carlos d

[bec @comfortplus]

Morizy

[bec @comfortplus]

In an AA meeting I heard about someone’s higher power being David Blaine. Imagine finding out your higher power is in the Epstein files

[bec @comfortplus]

pause

[bec @comfortplus]

Rewatching Dirty Harry (1971) and there’s a scene where the young detective asks why he’s called Dirty Harry and the answer is basically “because he’s a racist”

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

In Mario Kart Wii, crashing the game and activating the crash handler will eventually start playing back the contents of the Wii's RAM as sound. Since the data was never intended to be interpreted like this, it ends up sounding like experimental harsh noise music.

[bec @comfortplus]

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

[bec @comfortplus]

my hotel room has a cuck chaise lounge

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection

It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

[bec @comfortplus]

@feraljokes

[bec @comfortplus]

milk is the river
i am the canyon

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

🥛

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

What level of autism is this

[bec @comfortplus]

thumbs up

[bec @comfortplus]

sorry but this rocks

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 GUY FIERI’S LEG JUST EXPLODED - AND THE STORY ONLY GETS WEIRDER

Chef and TV legend Guy Fieri says he’s now in a wheelchair because his leg literally “exploded.”
He fell down a staircase while filming, tore a quad muscle clean off, and needed emergency surgery.
He won’t be walking for the next eight weeks.

But here’s where it goes from accident to full-blown Flavortown conspiracy:

Just ONE MONTH before his leg blew out… two entire truckloads - 24,000 bottles - of his Santo Tequila mysteriously disappeared between Texas and Pennsylvania.

The trucking company blamed a “water pump problem.”
Then came “delays.”
Then the tequila was just… gone.
A million-dollar shipment erased off the map.

So now we’re looking at:
• A tequila heist
• 24,000 missing bottles
• A trucking company with excuses
• And Guy Fieri in a wheelchair after his leg “exploded”

Does ANY of this sound normal to you… or is something seriously off in Flavortown?

[bec @comfortplus]

@houstonbone