J'Lyn

[David Knight Show LIVE 10am Eastern, M-F @libertytarian]

LIVE today 9am EASTERN
➡️Trump: $2,000 #StimulusChecks
— more free stuff, but NO FREEDOM
perpetuating #lockdown & dependency on govt
➡️Da numbas — they're lying about deaths & new strain
➡️Govt can't protect its data/computers—so they want more of YOUR data & a war

[Cave Man Steve @shopkins776]

If you're vegan and you smoke weed, how do you decide which one to never shut up about

[adam @molotov_moktail]

hey, people who finish the projects you start: what the hell?

[Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective]

Once I start making jokes about my brakes not working, I just can’t stop.

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

My sole purpose in life is buying $3.00 bag of salad mix so I can throw it away in two days.

[jan @JJSummertime]

I forgot to buy milk on purpose so I could leave again.

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

Don Lemon said he wouldn’t shake Trumps hand if he walked up to him.

If a White man said that about Obama they would call him racist.

PLEASE RETWEET If you would like to see me set @donlemon straight on TV

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

12K Retweets and no response from Don! Since he know @ChrisCuomo please retweet and tell
Chris to Call Don and we can debate on his show! 5K Retweets and he should see this

[vito @certaspessoa]

Tumblr censoring inappropriate content from its site

[Benny 'The Pole' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I don't like the way they portrayed Chief Brody as a pussy because he wanted 'a bigger boat', because he was right. They did need a bigger boat.

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

I'm live streaming on @YouTube. Come watch: https://t.co/T8WYCMnXFP

[toddallmyt @OH_GAWD_OF_FUNK]

So throwing a roll of quarters in the ocean is not how you open an offshore account.

[Sam G @ItsSamG]

If we meet and I can’t look you in the eye, I have definitely spent some time thinking about having the sex with you

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me got new phone background today. Now me want to eat me phone.

[Barstar @Elynnbarstar]

@Elizasoul80 @WhaJoTalkinBout Hey baby...I’ve been waiting on this trail approximately 35 years...

[SHEETZ @sheetz]

We salute you, Veterans! Enjoy lunch on us.
#VeteransDay

[bakerman @ryanbakerman]

⚪️ I don’t like this ad

⚪️ Why am I seeing this ad?

🔘 This ad overheard my conversations

[dire wolf @ADDiane]

Crying is like puking. You're scared to do it but you always feel better afterwards.