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[D @salamigoblin]

I could physically overpower Dick Cheney

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?

[D @salamigoblin]

Goddamn right

[D @salamigoblin]

@kevinlove I’m gonna throw up

[D @salamigoblin]

So true Nick 💯💯🙌🏻

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Do any other avid golfers have this problem?

Every round, the cart girl will follow me hole to hole, complimenting my swing and giving me free drinks.

I’m not one to complain, but sometimes I just want to enjoy a foursome with the boys and not be bothered by the adoration of females.

Alpha males aren’t just some piece of meat to be objectified. We’re human beings and demand to be treated with respect, dignity, and admiration.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

the best sandwiches cost $11 dollars. as they get cheaper they become nasty, as they get more expensive they become foolish

[D @salamigoblin]

Halloween costume ideas so far:

-Sexy Gordon’s fisherman
-Steve Jobs

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

OK good luck finding a girl with as much whimsy as me…

[D @salamigoblin]

My most controversial Instagram post to date

[Martie A @lemonssplice]

mcdonalds sprite is that powerful because they milk it straight from the creature

[D @salamigoblin]

@timmycoors Hurtful, but accurate

[D @salamigoblin]

@therealpetehope @JamesGroh_ @GodzillaVsKong monke

[Mike @__MICHAELJ0RDAN]

got my head stuck in a storm drain trying to get a pack of nip-chee crackers

[Cricket Arrison @cricketarrison]

I want a crystal that makes the vibes really bad and upsets everyone

[D @salamigoblin]

@annhlmao Proud of u

[D @salamigoblin]

@annhlmao unironically loving this new Pokémon unboxing phase