The Sales Eel

390 FICO score $340k W2 - cash rich new money Quota crusher, river swimmer and travel scum. Bombed rat. Shoe horn and comb user. Hustler. Grinder. Rounder.

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@ReedTimmerUSA @grok what does mean for Memphis

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Grampy eel was known for his very bad breath. And for his veiny forearms. But his breath was strong and had quite a terrible constant odor. That’s why we adored him. He was so talented. #eel

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@PatKipper1 @311 Hive

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@FlyTransWorld STL-SAN. Loved it

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@Super70sSports Canseco Rated Rookie. My #grail

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@degenerate777 @frankiep2323 @RpuleoRosi Terrible take by Franker.

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@PatKipper1 @kippdogg21 Big arms. On him too

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@vstowe Buy another pair on first stop? Overpay to correct issue. #prayers

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@AviationStl Boom

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@thepointsguy Alaska. STL. 737. SLC delta lounge

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@degenerate777 @SalesPig Hahaha. Nasty. This might be some kinda winter

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Hey @degenerate777 and @kippdogg21 and @wagner11jeff anyone awake????

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@SalesPig Abe met up with #peteSampras after he defended his title and then slaughtered some #wine until 5 am. That was the first time I heard Abe say “you can feed a horse Hardee’s but he will catch the flu if you don’t use mayo on his fries”. Low IQ high EQ. Winner.

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@SalesPig Abe met up with #peteSampras after he defended his title and then slaughtered some #wine until 5 am. That was the first time I heard Abe say “you can feed a horse Hardee’s but he will catch the flu if you don’t use mayo on his fries”. Low IQ high EQ. Winner.

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Matt Nokes gets drilled in the ribs by Roger Clemens but somehow catches the ball and fires it back to him like nothing happened

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@ReedTimmerAccu That’s rated EF-6

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@degenerate777 In English guys

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@nmlurv You hate sundays

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@Unexplained Ohhhh yesssss

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@Unexplained Ahah Ahahah