Sally B.

I’m cool but in an approachable way ✨ (she/her)

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

John King: so what you see here is--

Wolf Blitzer: let's go to New Hampshire

John King:

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

Starting him young on @survivorcbs

[Kamala for President @noahtweetsdaily]

Sir no Chappell Roan song was picked in Obama's summer playlist

[Dave King @DaveKingThing]

okay so far we know the shooter wasn’t richard simmons or dr. ruth

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

Christ this is going to give him a bump isn’t it

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

I don’t want to make my personality “i’M a MoM nOw” but I can tell you without a doubt my ability to consume media about children in danger has completely and utterly changed since I’ve had a child. I cannot do it. It feels physically painful and it messes up my head for the day

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

I love when my hyper fixations overlap - Survivor and Game Changer 😍

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

@KatiePMcGrady WOW this is so real

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

Stupid pet peeve— referring to an unmedicated and/or vaginal birth as “natural”

What does that make my c-section? Unnatural? SUPERNATURAL?

Maybe I’m still smarting from realizing that Catholicism considers my baby a sin bc we conceived via IUI but isn’t all birth natural?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation alot better

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

@ckharyn Ok be time I watched this while George and I were on vacation and he asked if he needed to call someone bc I was crying so much

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

So today I found out that the Catholic church views IUI (how I got pregnant) as immoral and even though I don't really consider myself Catholic anymore it still managed to make me feel like shit to hear that! I guess that's what 14 years of Catholic school will do to ya 🙃

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

looks like a little bitch to me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i hate when i check my transaction history and it all adds up, like damn nobody stole from me😭

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

Solo parenting tonight so we treated ourselves to McDonalds. Got up to put dishes in the sink and came back to the toddler eating ketchup by the spoonful 🙃🙃🙃

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

Considering I just paid $450 WITH INSURANCE for glasses today (plus spending another ~$150 every six months for contacts) I say hell yes to this one.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being able to see without glasses or contact lenses

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

In case you were thinking about having kids mine has woken up between 3-5 am every day since before Christmas and we still haven’t figured out why and I’m slowly losing my damn mind so0o0o0

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

@noitsbecks It’s so condescending and smug and ignorant. Anyway. Rant over.

[Sally B. @sallykaybee]

@noitsbecks The worst being when things like hurricanes hit my state and we hear things like “oh they don’t deserve federal help, they voted for trump, they deserve it”

It boils my blood to hear things like that bc obviously those most in need of help are marginalized minority communities