King Salmon

He/him - don't call me Jim. Kelsey 11/04/15

[Radiant Optimizer @RadiantOpti]

FULL GAMES LIST HERE ENJOY!!!

BO1 Zombies: https://t.co/6i3MDY567c
Moon: https://t.co/psfBEymRsh
Kino der Toten: https://t.co/sLpDcm6V38
BO3 Cheese Cube: https://t.co/NtuWxwsgxc
Black Ops 2: https://t.co/a6UpkNuKsh
Modern Warfare 2: https://t.co/caBO87Z7iL
Skate 3: https://t.co/RL4NrkES5o
Skate Rust: https://t.co/czNhHBIzSH
CS Surf: https://t.co/O9GizN2qJ6
Halo CE: https://t.co/0cTz9pZrYk
Halo CE mobile: https://t.co/r6c9GD7P8s
PES 6: https://t.co/rRvuGJANr3
GTA 5: https://t.co/8r990RLwpe
GTA Vice City: https://t.co/Rm4EZ2uip2
The Simpsons: Hit & Run: https://t.co/vQMmzEfWXh
Quake 1: https://t.co/qXBkATp72T
Quake 2: https://t.co/8bs3AGpsja
Quake 3: https://t.co/95y9pJujvm
Return to Castle Wolfenstein: https://t.co/ohr8SDjDaF
Unreal Tournament: https://t.co/wnUWMnnVlq
Half Life: https://t.co/w14dDHI3fV
Half Life / CS 1.6: https://t.co/nvGM0evmW4
Diablo: https://t.co/v57MPTAQvI
Hedgewars: https://t.co/fGzWG0bHTj
More GTA / Minecraft: https://t.co/eXRJzCmaKY ports. Some need your own game files. Skip anything that asks you to download a launcher.

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

Oh god oh fuck. I’m hammered in the Midwest 😰

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@argreen123 A wealth management firm can do the whole think for you and send you a monthly spending check. You’ll need to start accumulating a Scrooge McDuck money pile though. Look into the FIRE community. Financial Independence Retire Early. It sounds like what you’re looking for

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@Sarah2019_ Shaking like a broken flywheel since I can see the motor moving. It may also be a bad pulley putting too much friction on a belt. Usually movement = bad motor mounts

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@kelp_belp …jizzle

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@kelp_belp I think you meant “jizzle just called me…”

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

When you’re driving through mid-Ohio and run up on Columbus

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@natawhale 🤡

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

No one is impartial to Ohio. You’re either ride or die

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@mdcerasolyee Mine’s still kicking. Bought it in 2002!

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@kelp_belp Delete this

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@kelp_belp I tweeted it first

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

Here I am again. Empty red lobster parking lot

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

Got a headache bad so I’m eatin rice out the bagg

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

Idk if a food can be liberal but I ain’t ever seen a republican eat a spring roll

[King Salmon @salmonfan52]

@j_musser12 Ask my mom she always has stuff