SaltyProf

Salty professor trying to understand why students expect grades for not attending class/submitting assignments.

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@friskytrtlluv97 @rowemedic @Georgetown 🤣🤣🤣

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@reblavoie Yes! They are against a murder being celebrated. @ProsecutorsPod is so bad. 🙄

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@Georgetown Do you also support Hae Min Lee, or nah?

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@SelfMadeMastery Air fryer and instant pot.

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There is nothing quite like a meeting with your dissertation advisor to make you feel like shit.

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Serious question: why can’t alumni members have access to library databases? Why is this so controversial? @AcademicChatter

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It’s my favorite time of the year when students who didn’t do the super easy assigned work want to know if there’s extra credit they can do. Particularly fun is those I haven’t seen for weeks and want to pull that 48 to a B or so.

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Literally nothing increases faculty morale like mandatory grounds beatification. So, now that I’ve paid to see a doctor and for medication after attending, I’ll be at my Monday morning, 8am class. #AcademicTwitter

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Let’s talk about mandatory participation in campus beautification: why should I have to spend two hours putting out pine straw when it makes me sneeze and itchy? I’m allergic.

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No I do not have a medical documentation on this, but my puffy, swollen eyes and nonstop. Sneezing should indicate that I’m not lying.

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An expert in teaching and a big qualified dean.

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Does anyone use Slide Speak? I’m being required to “modernize” them because (direct quote) “a more modern background is engaging.” Apparently, a cool background that isn’t a standard option in Office will just stimulate leaning. @AcademicChatter

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Update: dean sent updated information last night at 1037….abour five pages that I am supposed to read before our meeting. I have tos back to back classes from 8 til 1115 and we meet at 1130. But rest assured…those two 1 credit classes taught over thr last four years make her

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@MarySensei @AcademicChatter Exactly! Apparently, a white background is the reason that students don’t open the power point. Duh! This is also the person who told me three years ago that a cat meme would make me more relatable.

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But you just is they ain’t gonna do it!

[𝐁𝐫𝐚𝐝 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 @DrBradJohnson]

Leaders, the most important thing you can do today is show your staff they're appreciated.

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@Volsicle @AcademicChatter Exactly! Also, asking for an example from the dean wasn’t a good idea. They couldn’t produce one. Non teaching deans….

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Why is it mandatory for coworkers to fund a baby shower and a buy a gift for a pregnant person?

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I’ve decided that #HigherEd is basically middle school and the administration is just the mean girls and jocks trying to find ways to remind you that they are important and you are not. Students never remember the “great dean.” They remember the teacher…

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@steph_teasley WTAF?

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@MrDanielBuck You got rid of the dog? Way to be an asshole.