Denise Reynoso🫠

life’s short. rage bait your cat today.

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

I only dye my hair with hair dye that has names like Espresso and Cappuccino because I have an aesthetic to uphold.

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

@acidm0m Sending love to you❤️

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

I think I need to start plucking my eyebrows using my car mirror because APPARENTLY I only see the little hairs I need to clean up in this mirror when I’m in public and not the one in my bathroom.

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

@erinnnaceous ITS OKAY I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

Family or friend: can I call you?
My anxiety: someone is dying or dead.

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

@Chilis Stfu I would deadass wear this robe to work. #ChilisDateChallange

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

I cannot believe the happiest place on earth did us so dirty by giving us food poisoning

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Update: I was definitely food poisoned at Disneyland.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

I absolutely refuse to believe that I got food poisoning in Disneyland. So I’m chalking it up to my body fully self sabotaging due to a lack of idk some kind of vitamin??

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

@IvanZigas 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 YES KING WE LOVE TO HEAR IT

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

b is for bed. i love my bed. i wish i could lay in bed all day

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

@erinnnaceous Message received🫡

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Sure sex is great and all, but have you ever slept diagonally on a king size bed.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Its not intentional 😅

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

Merry Christmas🎄

[unfiltered something @acidm0m]

when you do shitty things you give people the right to talk about it

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Some people have an afternoon coffee I have an afternoon depression spiral

[Denise Reynoso🫠 @saltytoothmcgee]

It has been 3pm for 75 years.