Samantha Squigz

[Samantha Squigz @sam___likely]

The Venn diagram of conservatives who want to be strict constitutionalists and then cry when the Supreme Court strictly upholds the constitution is slowly becoming a circle.

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@Justin5037 @CockadoodleLou @mattvanswol bingo

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@mjfree @mattvanswol the Venn diagram of conservatives who want to be strict constitutionalists and also cry when the constitution is upheld strictly is becoming a circle

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@sosuemetoo @mattvanswol Thank you. The constitution can be changed - just not by a unilateral executive order. No one should want that precedent.

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@RobSchneider the most American thing to do is be able to criticize your administration and remain American. That is the definition of freedom of speech and the very freedom they died for

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@ScottJenningsKY The dems don’t care if our people are on the list. Everyone on it deserves to be outed

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@wells_sl @Timodc the point of free speech is that is doesn’t have to align with whatever the popular “morals” of the day are

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@CollinRugg But you can deport innocent children without representation re because of their parents, got it.

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@annamlulis We’re just gonna ignore the separation of church and state part huh?

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So have we decided on an equally atmospherically instable, weather related nickname for those are on the right who all of a sudden are pro-cancel culture? Dry-Icees? Hail Balls? Volcanic Ashes? Sun Showers? Still workshopping. #liberalsnowflake

[Samantha Squigz @sam___likely]

Cuck chair in the restaurant bathroom is crazy work

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Sending a sassy email first thing in the morning is self care.

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I haven’t seen this much sack since my freshman year of college #SuperBowl

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@ProsecutorsPod Relistening to the Jon Benet Ramsey episodes. I wonder if there could be a link between the beaver fur and a Santa suit? A higher-end realistic Santa suit could ostensibly use real fur.

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Came for the World Series game, staying for the progressively unhinged political ads #WorldSeries2024

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Why does Vance keep looking off to the side camera like Jim from the Office? #VPDebate2024

[Samantha Squigz @sam___likely]

Forget Netflix and chill I’m
trying to watch the debate and fellate
#VPDebate

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Has anyone ever actually heard a clearly spoken announcement by an airport gate agent?

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

we need @jonstewart to run for potus right fucking now

[Samantha Squigz @sam___likely]

When the avocussy be hitting just right