Sam Capalucci

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Big day. My NFL career can legally buy a beer

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

https://t.co/PCexr31q9x

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The undisputed GOAT Easter candy

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Noting to see her...just litTle avoCado tequila

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Trump testing positive for Corona after making fun of Joe Biden for always wearing a mask during Tuesdays debate

[Sam Capalucci @sam_capalucci]

My toxic trait is FaceTiming people in response to a text

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

The "radical idea" of universal health care is a reality in:

Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Chile
Czech Rep.
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
S. Korea
Spain
Sweden
Switz.
Turkey
U.K.

[6 Figgaz Ent @6figgazent]

I CANT BELIEVE WE STAYED UP AND SCREAMED HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR THIS BULLSHIT

[karen sutton @kehsutton]

C’mon @UMassCHC get your act together. You know that the best way to make a member of class ‘20 feel even worse is to screw up their VIRTUAL commencement 👎🏼

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

why can’t you drink out the god damn mcflurry spoon

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is coming.

[Sam Capalucci @sam_capalucci]

Check out this great song! #amostree https://t.co/5eFRtUeWPG

[Sam Capalucci @sam_capalucci]

Check out this great song! #amostree https://t.co/5eFRtUeWPG

[Sadie @ladyysadie]

Me doing both Estelle and Kanye’s parts in American boy

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

With summer winding down, here’s a sampling of what Michelle and I have been listening to — some new, some old, some fast, some slow. Hope you enjoy.

[James @CaucasianJames]

me: vodka soda please

bartender: $10

me: okay

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

You're too f'n old for birthday cake ����🍰 #HBDTB12