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FC MSPAS ‘23

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

December 1st:

[blanco @beerdefeater]

If you nut in 2 minutes from doggy style that’s actually 14 minutes in dog minutes

[sam @sam_horn1]

@cosmic_starlord I agree with you on all of these!

[ًvae⁷ @ciwywlhl]

Fuck a breakup have you ever thought you were a close friend to one person but then realise that it's only one sided and they don't consider you as close as you consider them?

[The Alligator Man @DonnyAzoff]

Grand Theft Auto VI should be set in Florida 😂😂😂😂😂

[nathan @868nathan]

STOPPPPP what y’all put in the Queen’s hand??😭

[ČÔŁBŸ @patin_colby]

If your gf/bf needs reassurance on how you feel, just give it to them. Damn. We’re humans and go through shit. It’s nice to feel wanted.

[Paid Extra to Yell @bird_facts_]

Pandemic Day 25: I made bread :)

Day 95: I sure do miss my friends

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Day 310: The White House appears to be under the control of a shirtless man in a Viking helmet

Day 330: Reddit’s coordinated attack on Wall Street is going as planned

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

Oh my fucking god, they're putting down Bernie Sanders 😭

[sam @sam_horn1]

Sorry got hacked, please disregard the private message.

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

girls who dropped out of college and had a baby are on facebook like “motherhood is the hardest thing ive ever done” yeah no shit you never even got the chance to take calc 2

[A🦋 @anamariaaaa__]

ima tell my kids this was Benjamin Franklin

[trish @ultragloss]

gonna tell my kids this was nick jonas and priyanka chopra

[conny not connie🐱 @constancesb1]

i’m telling my kids this was the apollo 11 crew