Sam Perry

[👤 @jadinho97]

To put it into perspective this is a 10 hour drive

[Billie @Billie_T]

The worst thing a German has ever done in all of history

[Kev @Kev_COYS_]

Once this World Cup is over, ITV must never be allowed to broadcast live football ever again, Matterface, Dixon, and some American Doris trying to explain the rules of the game to a British audience.

FUCK RIGHT OFF !!

[Ed Acteson @Ed_Acteson]

Deschamps has brashly taken all of his best players and fashioned them into the most lethal attacking unit in world football, sure.

But do they have the squad balance, leadership and cohesion provided by the likes of Dan Burn, Jordan Henderson and Anthony Gordon? I think not.

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Remember, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships.

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Sam Perry @sam_perry1245]

@38_0app is team chemistry important?

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

That small period where we all thought Arsenal were finishing second and Spurs were getting relegated 🕊️

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

“Apprehending violent and dangerous criminals is a full contact and messy task which may appear shocking to observers with little experience of policing in the real world.”

Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley writes to Zack Polanski.

[Ramon Vega @Ramon_Vega71]

Former President Sepp Blatter looks like a beacon of integrity and honour compared to the clown now in charge of FIFA..

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

The wealthiest man to ever exist unironically does a version of this meme every single day.

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[𝙠 𝙮 💋🪩 @kybernation]

Watched Revenge of the Sith again today. Ending didn’t change :(

[Jay @LilUzi_Blert]

2 years? I need a pint

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Execute that fucking twat in the car, absolutely vile

[Sam Perry @sam_perry1245]

I miss when everything wasn’t an AI support messaging service, 2 weeks and 5 experts just to try cancel a phone sim
@Optus @optus_help

[Thehullboy @Thehullboy1]

From a mile a day to the full length of the UK. My full running journey up to now ❤️