sam

personification of a cockroach but not the kafka kind

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

donda is what your bangalore friend tells you when you want to text your ex

[Alex Gaggio 🏳️‍🌈🖌️ @AlexGaggio]

The common assumption that a woman is lying about a gang rape because she's covering up enjoying a salacious sexual night is illogical if you spend 5 seconds actually thinking about it. "Yes, I feel ashamed for being such a slut let me go to the police and tell everyone about it"

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

still can’t believe my boyfriend and i are a YEAR old he’s the loml <3

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Wracked With Guilt After Accidentally Reading AI Overview

[Gul @gulchandna]

“quick call?” has the same energy as “beta idhar aana zara”

[gabe @allgarbled]

Bro, just use the passkey. It’s in the magic link. It’s in your authenticator app. We sent you a code. It’s 2FA with your phone and yubikey. It’s face id. It’s sign in with SSO. Just enable touch id. Do you want to stay signed in? (we’ll log you out anyways)

[໊ @ilswyth]

tip: if you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. this will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Nepal one of the few countries which managed to reverse the deforestation, 3 out 4 cars are electric and doesn't even contribute 0.1% of global carbon emissions but ofc they have to suffer the consequences of climate change..

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

me with chimamanda ngozi adichie

[shipra @shipranotes]

Have you ever finished a book and thought, 'Okay, I’m reading everything this person writes'?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

can't stop smiling in inappropriate situations forgive me father for i have grinned

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

every time i have a bad day, my bf surprises me with a cinnamon roll and tiramisu because i love both and can never choose between them. and i realize to be loved is to not have to make a choice

[bud wiser @w0rdgenerator]

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you start playing LinkedIn games

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

every night that i go downstairs to sign hostel attendance and they have a good pen, i make a note of it. proud of my collection so far

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

I do not want an ai shopping assistant I do not want ai search help i don’t want to see what my pictures would look like with ai slop I don’t want an ai DJ I don’t want ai anything please leave me the FUCK ALONE

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Sometimes I’ll have an incredibly profound emotional experience and immediately cheapen it by opening instagram

[✒️ @Literariium]

In your 20s and 30syou will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well, it’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

[🂱 @laylology]

when people say they couldn't tell i was an only child that is like a drug to me

[ً @manmarziiyaan]

in english we say “i love you”, but in poetry we say “aapki halwai ki dukaan toh main hadap kar hi rahunga”

[sam @sam_the_fatcat]

i have a cognitive psych assignment due tonight so obviously it’s the perfect time to start reading a stephen king book that has nothing to do with cognitive or psych whatsoever