Samuel Willis

yeah I’m charmin clean

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Lead actor: @mattkid007

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

I’ve hit the point in my life where sparkling water is no longer yucky

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

If you don’t say bless you to your dog or cat when they sneeze... do you really love them?

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

How the frick do I open up my chakra

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Driving with your shoes off is kinda fun

[matt @merzogg]

The fires in Australia will cause the koalas to evolve. Firebender koalas will soon be among us.

[Emma Grossmann @emgrossmann]

“My heart is, and always will be, yours.”

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Today is a good day #NationalChocolateMilkDay

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

@TrippyTrickett same

[matt @merzogg]

No I don’t wanna buy your old PINK clothes

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Just eatin some ham and watching school house rock

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

I’d say I’m a 2 ply kinda guy

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Don’t you realize I’ve had diarrhea since easters

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Yuuuus queeen

[Emma Grossmann @emgrossmann]

My future husband is kind, goofy, selfless, brave, and my best friend. I can’t wait to be his wife 💕

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

How do old people get their sent?

[Samuel Willis @sam_williy]

Sometimes you just gotta be like Жареный сыр