Sam Woods

the Falls of Newton

[SP1R1T 🟣🔴 COMMS OPEN (3/5) @sp1r1t_04]

Sold themselves to the US Government over the creation of jobs

Acknowledges major job cuts (4,500) on Day 1

You can’t make this shit up, man

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@lxeagle17 Dude this is a coup

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@PaulZeise Completely untrue, but yes the bots and all of the spam porn beneath each post have been a wonderful addition to the national conversation. Thank you Sir Elon, I love you.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@Politics_Polls Hard hitting analysis. Wow I’m stunned.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@AnalyticsCapper Go vote bruh

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@Kzovko Fair, I think he does it this year though. (Sweet 16 type run). Different eras, I was at Pitt with Stallings, Capel is a god in comparison.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

I know no one wants to hear this right now but this old man has been the most accomplished progressive president of the past 50 years.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@Nate_Cohn What we’re doing is looking at actual results you dunce.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@JonRothstein Almighty Jon, I am a poor measly ACC fan who only wishes for a seat at the table, could you brush aside just one team from the almighty dominant, 9 bid, all dead, perfect, competitive, gauntlet Big 12 conference and grant a single win for us poverty folks.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@JonRothstein @Autograph How dare you. The ACC is a high school league, why would you promote that? If it was a successful team like Nevada I would purchase it.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@GoodmanHoops 2 bid league though Jeff. How did they do it ?!? The committee screwed the Big 12 and MWC, every team should’ve made it to the tourney! Investigate the Top Heavy ACC!

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@JonRothstein Say you were wrong. Coward.

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@T3Bracketology Just tell me T3, Pitt basically must win today right? I’ve slowly come to terms with it, despite how angry it makes me

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Trump: I will seize control of the federal bureaucracy

Press: Is this a change election?

Trump: I will take revenge on my enemies and put undesirables in camps

Press: Let’s check in with the latest polls

Trump: I want to be dictator

Press: Has Trump cooled his rhetoric?

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@baseballot You’re definitively saying the opposite is correct with zero evidence. What are we doing here bruv? If the polls are this wrong on every single state from now till Haley drops out, still nothing yeah?

[Matt Connolly @MattConnolly___]

Brad Brownell called out Big 12 teams for manipulating the NET:
"Their nonconference scheduling, they’re playing 300 level teams and winning by 40-50 points to increase their efficiency numbers. ... Our league is actually 9-3 against the Big 12." https://t.co/8mKBzdzIB8

[Sam Woods @sam_woods9]

@GartonArthur It is mad weird haha but she’s fantastic