Kung Fu Mermaid

Not NOT famous

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

I don’t care if I don’t play in the NFL - I’m just hungry and I want to eat cereal

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@JoeBiden Do it now??

[Graig Murphy @GraigMurphy]

Lally just provided motive.
Karen wanted to kill John so she could wear her shoes in his house. That’ll do it. Thanks Lally.
#KarenRead

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Israel deliberately bombing Gaza's largest refugee camp, even if a Hamas commander was there, is outrageous and indefensible.

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@Israel Then why are you carpet bombing where she is being held? Seems counterintuitive

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@IDF If they knew exactly where they are, shouldn’t they send in special ops? There are 50k+ civilians in that hospital

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

6’3” ??? Are those 3 inches in the room with us right now?
Google: Trump standing w Obama [6’1]

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@JedediahBila @Cobratate She listed the whole range of possible characteristics like a Sunday newspaper horoscope. 🤣

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

The police should not be allowed to carry guns. Period.

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

I can’t believe after the years we’ve had in MN the police are even allowed to carry guns anymore. How many times is this going to happen?

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@TellThe95458317 I’m shocked this murderer is allowed to sit and further abuse his victims in court. He knows he’s going to prison for life, this is just free entertainment for him.

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

Is there anything that gives more power than listening to the Ying Yang twins Salt Shaker 8 min 23 sec extended remix??

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

“I use pledge and donate synonymously” #AmberHeard

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

Will (probably) sell my soul for the Monte Carlo dry rub wing recipe #minneapolis

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

Moving is seriously the biggest pain but also is there anything better than designing a new space?

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

My dog and I are literally the same person.

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

Just sitting here feeling old as F when this 22 y/o tried to tell me she’s an OG @ImFigure fan when we’ve been partying for 10+ yrs since monsters 1… like wtf

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@Urban_Idealist_ I was thinking the 3rd deg charge would be the one that is a challenge to decide upon since it was in question even getting it added as a charge based on the precedent. But once they outlined the facts there was no question in my mind it’s a completely valid charge

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@This_Is_Kelly_ After 9:29 of deliberations 😅

[Kung Fu Mermaid @samanthaellen]

@dopeydonblueful @Brenda84034829 They reached a verdict so I’m no longer concerned about that guy. Now we just have to wait until they announce it.