Samantha Greene

it’s not easy being greene

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Nikhil Krishnan @nikillinit]

My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

These drinks ain't hittin

10 minutes later:

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

my brain every 7 minutes

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

I will always shoot the messenger. He shouldn’t have told me that

[Hehe Protocol @HeheProtocol]

Help

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

him : “are u stupid?”
me:

[Mike Busa🌻 @RETR0MIKEY]

Done for the day with medium screen. Time to fixate on small screen while large screen plays in the background

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You’d think I was a crab the way I run these goons

[Samantha Greene @samanthagreenee]

@RealitySteve @BacheloretteABC You can’t tell me these are two different people

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

Alec Baldwin will kill again

[JP @jpbrammer]

a corporate phrase I dislike is “just to piggyback off what you said…” Get off me

[scott thiede @swthiede]

Love to touch computer all day for money

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me after making a recipe I found on the internet