Sam Apley

fiddler, bodger. @molotov_jukebox @circuskinetica New dates announced for Nov/Dec 2016, JUST THE THRILL TOUR!! Tickets available at

[Sam Apley @SamApley]

Support my wonderful woman in doing some good. Make Vaginas Happy Again!

[Natalia Tena @NatTenaLady]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY! I’m going to walk the Camino to for @OrchidProject achieve their goal of ending FGC by 2030. Help me help them and donate! https://t.co/k2tMmnlyJb

[Sam Avery @sam__avery]

Stop the boats.

[WankersOfTheWorld 💦 @WankersOTW]

#Tories without the privilege. Created by Wankers of the World. 1/3 #midjourney #BorisJohnson #SuellaBraverman #MattHancock #RishiSunak #LizTruss #30pLee #Gove #Mogg #Raab #Kwarteng

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Bruce Lee 2v1 against professional table tennis players with Nunchakus

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

For no good reason I've overlaid Alan Partridge shouting Dan onto the roaring deer in Attenborough's Wild Isles. Pretty happy with it tbf. Enjoy.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

So preoccupied with whether I could, I didn't stop to think if I should. But I did... I put Mr Blobby in Jurassic Park.

[Minds💡 @minds]

Let's make this debate happen.

[Michelle Chai 蔡詠兒 @winyeemichelle]

How ‘The Queue’ isn't called the Elizabeth Line is beyond me.

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Dave Lee @davelee1968]

All this talk of Alex Jones has reminded me of this work of genius.

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

EXCLUSIVE : A video shared with the New Statesman showed Sunak boasting to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

[Sam Apley @SamApley]

@garius Big moves on the background book

[Ronan Burtenshaw @ronanburtenshaw]

“Trade unionists are greedy for wanting a pay rise? The profits of the top FTSE companies have gone up 73% since 2019. When are we going to ask if they’re greedy?”

- @RMTunion’s Eddie Dempsey

[Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy]

There is a real problem amongst the hopeful Tory party leaders. Not one of them seems to understand the role that government has in the national economy. It’s not the black hole they seem to think it is. It’s essential to our national well-being. A thread to explain…..

[weirdo Magnet @weirdo__magnet]

@Dawn_French

[ScienceAlert @ScienceAlert]

NASA Prize-Winning Experiment Could Be The Future of Artificial Photosynthesis https://t.co/fTgUBUKysg

[Sam Apley @SamApley]

Keep an eye folks https://t.co/MlALN8QBcK

[GET A GRIP @docrussjackson]

Important #THREAD.

#RoeVWade

https://t.co/zcZcSsrI56

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

BREAKING: Priti Patel declares no "migrant dinghy" will go undiscovered in the English Channel.

Interestingly, most British people would prefer no tax-dodging non-doms went undiscovered in the Tory Party, considering they cost us about 6000x more money x