Tsarina👑

NJ🌻//TCNJ. JP ❤

[Tsarina👑 @samazing71]

My little sister accidently liked her crush's photo at 1am last night and here's what happened.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

i'm going to have a baby and i'm going to vaccinate the fuck out of it and send it to public school

[adrian mail wife @male_wife_]

its not fair chatgpt users can vote and it counts the same as mine

[PolitelyRatchet @PolitelyRatchet]

Damn 💔 #RIPDOLLYPARTON … I still woulda shøt Jolene for you boo 😤❤️‍🩹 get yo rest cowgirl 💋

[🔥Arson Addams🔥 @Arson_Addams]

The guests at Dollywood rn are basically like the New Yorkers on 9/11

[Kimmie ♡ @_kimayyy]

I would literally be inconsolable if this happened to me lol

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

tbh go ahead. don’t wear sunscreen, don’t get vaccinated, drink raw milk, practice a carnivore diet. i want to start being able to get concert tickets again

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

old navy having bbl fitting jeans but they can’t have their plus sizes in st— [GUNSHOT]

[Sammy Wammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

DO NOT invite me to housewarming parties, weddings, baby showers, graduations, etc... if you don’t include me in cookouts, coffee breaks, movie dates, girls night or any other gatherings. it’s so offensive to think someone wants to dish out money on your life milestones without actually including them in your life progressions.

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[Sara @SaraCivian]

I’ll never understand when you say “I’m sorry” to express condolences to someone about bad news they shared with you then they go “it’s not your fault”

Like ok Good Will Hunting I’m not saying I killed your grandmother I am sorry that she died. What are you hoping to achieve

[kelli @LagunaBiotchIG]

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano]

"hey, who's there? where the fuck am i?

"..."

"oh Jesush Chrwist"

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

It was supposed to be Savings Summer….gotta pull it back in time for Frugal Fall….or else it’s gonna be Water Soup Winter

[pagliacci the hated 🌝 @Slatzism]

shoot me but I don’t think 55+ communities should exist.

55+ buildings, fine. nursing/retirement homes, sure. but boomers have cordoned off entire gated villages on some of the best real estate in the world where they just trade houses with each other at insane discounts.

I’ve seen 2 bed-2 bath waterfront homes for under $100,000. 2% financing. $5000 down payments. And you’re not allowed to have any of it because you’re not old.

Boomers created these spaces to escape the consequences of the world they helped create. We are left to fight for their hyperinflated scraps on the outside while they live in curated microcosms of the 1980s.

I’m not saying these communities HOA’s can’t be extremely selective about who they let in, but I don’t think a young professional with good references should be shut out simply because of their age.

Seize the 55+ neighborhoods.