purple sludge

I've had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.

[purple sludge @samcillo]

Veni, Vidi, Visa. I came, I saw, I swiped.

[purple sludge @samcillo]

I love #DWTS & have religiously watched for the entire 20 years but season after season the show becomes a perfect case study for misogyny in America. Both the judges and the audience live laugh love to scrutinize a beyond talented woman while infantalizing mediocre men.

[purple sludge @samcillo]

@NYCTBus Please send a direct message I am not sharing my location on a public platform

[purple sludge @samcillo]

@NYCTBus where is the sim1c? Stopped moving on the bus time site, stuck saying at the same stop for the past 10 mins

[R/GA @RGA]

When you make plans with a friend who also works in advertising and they cancel, saying "sorry just dealing with some really important stuff at work rn" it's like, you realize I know what you do, right?

[purple sludge @samcillo]

People wanna say Astrology isn't real but explain how zero players on #TheTraitors are pisces LOL

[purple sludge @samcillo]

I’ve never needed anything more than I need @trishapaytas to be casted on season 3 of #TheTraitors

[purple sludge @samcillo]

Do u think id have less work related nightmares if i didn’t receive so many sponsored ads that I’ve actually worked on? How do I escape these pharma ads asking for a me

[purple sludge @samcillo]

These fragile lunatics attempts to villainize Maria simply for existing is wild to watch. Idk how shes keeping her cool I would’ve lost it 2 countries ago #TheBachelor

[purple sludge @samcillo]

BABE WAKE UP, NEW VILLAIN JUST DROPPED #TheBachelor

[R/GA @RGA]

When the consolidated feedback finally comes through

[Nadster @Realitea_nad]

Why doesn’t anyone in the house have Maria’s back?! 😡 #TheBachelor

[purple sludge @samcillo]

Like it’s cool you can dislike ppl for no reason thats normal! You just can’t invent reasons in an attempt to make other people dislike them too. Not everyone is for everyone babe

[purple sludge @samcillo]

Late to the party but Sydney is the meanest kind of mean girl weaponizing therapy speak to villainize someone she doesn’t like for no apparent reason #TheBachelor

[purple sludge @samcillo]

@hornypancakes Why are you like this

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

THE CLIENT WANTS THE LOGO BIGGER

[R/GA @RGA]

"We move at the speed of culture"

The culture:

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

bro i can’t fucking wait to go nighty night

[chase @_chase_____]

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie

[purple sludge @samcillo]

@kblasco__ Jail

[purple sludge @samcillo]

Why can't I find a yellow leather purse shaped like a stick of butter