Sam

Mainly tweets about music & football 🔴⚪️⚫️🔰

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Imagine winning the World Cup and then Revolver dropping a few days later

[Cameron @CL9268]

You'll never find him clenching his fist but you will find him losing his hair in his 20s from all the steroids and trying to scratch his own face off because he couldn't beat Feyenoord

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

POV : You've done one training session with Delap and Garnacho

[Bart @UtdBart]

Don’t need a DNA test for Casemiro’s son 🤣

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Fucking mental replies and quotes to this

[Ash🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹🇨🇻 @icetial]

We're rocking up to the Parc de Princes with a Shaw Dalot fullback pairing next season😭✌

[Aj @honestutd]

The average goal that Lammens concedes

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

凯蒂佩里 vs Chelsea

United’s 12th man. ❤️

[Manchester United Die Hard Fans @DieHardUtdFans]

So now it's not a RED CARD anymore ?

https://t.co/4D2IhQ0Jym

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill

[daviiii @steImas]

ROCK! The Strokes tocando ‘Reptilia’ no Coachella

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Gonna take a break from Crimson Desert to play Super Sopranos 64

[Pokémon Daily @pokemon_daily]

this sound will always haunt me

[Gorilla Position @WWEGP]

25 YEARS AGO, TODAY

@steveaustinBSR . @TheRock . ‘My Way’ by Limp Bizkit

Never gets old. Still generates goosebumps. The greatest hype video for the greatest rivalry in WrestleMania history. Put this on a loop all day

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

'A succulent Chinese meal' - iconic Australian quote immortalised in national archive https://t.co/GvYjSDStWg

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Claude Code watching me attempt to modify the code it just generated for me

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Chelsea fans need to understand that, in order to get the best out of Garnacho, they have to sign Dalot to unlock his full potential

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

MUFC set to make formal complaint today to PGMOL after failure to award a second penalty in last night’s game. When Amad wrestled to ground with no attempt to play the ball. Club officials furious at another costly VAR blunder as I’ve said on TOTD.

[Premier League Match Centre @PLMatchCentre]

#BOUMUN – 67’

The referee’s call of no penalty for a challenge by Truffert was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed the contact was not sufficient for a foul.