Samuel Dunsiger

Writer, author, occasional joke teller, career coach and accessibility advocate. Overall, a purveyor of random verbiage.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

We all know the job market sucks. I launched a newsletter on Substack, called The Breakroom Dispatch, to provide some relief and perhaps make it suck a little less. I'll be covering workplace news, job hunting tips and freelance advice. Please subscribe! https://t.co/acDWVIK5x9

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Money Lisa

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Every time I buy groceries I understand a little more about the French Revolution.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

I refuse to eat expired food but I have no problem drinking water from my Brita filter that I haven't changed in years.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Adults should NOT have to bring Doctor's notes to their employer.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

Happy Pride Month to everyone except the companies who simply add a rainbow to their logo and do absolutely nothing else to support the LGBTQIA+ community.

[Tracy Chou 🌻 @triketora]

every library deserves an exclamation point

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

Has anyone else noticed that no new cereals are being made? I guess cereal innovation peaked in the 90s.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A janitor friend asked if I wanted to smoke some weed with him.

I politely declined as I can't deal with high maintenance people.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Always try to be helpful. Instead of saying “fuck off”, say “how can I help you fuck off”. It costs nothing to be kind.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

"Sorry son but I'm unable to attend your wedding because I'll be busy driving the communists out of Cuba" is one hell of an RSVP.

[trash jones @jzux]

"password is too weak" ok have you seen my country's democracy

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

How is it 2026 and we still don’t have a dustpan that doesn’t leave a line.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

I’m technically a POC. Not a Person of Colour, just a Plain Old Caucasian.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

My mom has been one of my biggest supporters yet I don’t always let her know how much she means to me. Happy Mother’s Day to my mom, your mom, mothers-to-be, grandmothers and all mother figures out there. Make it known how much they mean to you.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

Why was The Devil Wears Prada 2 kind of the most perfect social commentary movie on the current climate of the state of media?The way tech and billionaires are sucking the life out of our institutions. I was not expecting to be knocked on my ass like that.

[Trolling.Canuck @TrollingCanuck]

Grocery shopping in Canada

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me: This movie is garbage.
Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting.

[staid @staidindoors]

"watch cnn" lol. it's what he would've wanted.

[Samuel Dunsiger @samdunsiger]

Thinking about freelancing but not sure where to start? In my latest Substack post, I break down what goes into getting started — from identifying your niche to navigating the reality that freelancing isn’t just the work but it’s also running a business.
https://t.co/8UvOkrOQ63

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

We, as a society, have taken two-factor authentication too far. Logging into my bank account and into my Chipotle account shouldn't be the same process.