Samantha

[Samantha @samfishhhh]

these deserve a spot on my twitter nothing else to say about it

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“I work well under pressure”

me under pressure:

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[mara mamushi @marsokaytweets]

A rainbow shirt at target wont turn ur kids gay but Missy Peregrym in Stick It (2006) absolutely will

[RMJ @reneerapp]

imagine minding your own business

[carol ades @carolades]

if you are having a hard time that makes sense because it is literally so hard

[❀ eilidh ❀ @shriiines]

have 2 say btw one of the worst things about being an adult is having to go to the fucken shop. it is relentless. you always need to get something from the shop. every day I am in the shop.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

No babe I love when you say a bunch of shit that doesn’t make any sense

[Samantha @samfishhhh]

i don’t wanna leave i don’t wanna leave i don’t wan-

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

How about BNSF not disrupt the US economy over rail workers getting a sick day?

The greed here is unreal. When was the last time you saw a corporate exec get written up for needing a doctor? If they’re so against sick days, they can give up theirs.

Stand with rail workers ✊🏽

[Noah Thoon @gbay_redmist]

If you don’t fuck with @MattMaeson
I don’t fuck with you

[Matt Maeson @MattMaeson]

NEVER HAD TO LEAVE IS OUT NOW

[Jay @Jay_Jeffs]

passin the stiiizy like

[Samantha @samfishhhh]

i will be posting all of my engagement pics and no one can stop me 😈

[Thomas @thomasyolain]

My budget for July is $20.

[Samantha @samfishhhh]

hey 👋🏼