Sam I Am

I do like green eggs and ham. My love of plants and bugs also requires a love of sunscreen & hats. She/her. 💗💜💙

[clintoris @clintoris]

It actually is that simple lol

[killjoy 🐇 @pvnkpilled]

it’s still fuck ice and FUUUUUCK israel

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

kids are only using chat gpt bc they made school more about getting good grades than actually learning

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Retired folk spend hours a day watching slop on their phones. Kids can’t read because they’ve been hooked on tablets since they were two. College students are using AI to summarize books & write essays for them. Screens are eating this country alive.

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

@sbex_48 Viiirrrrrrgoooooos 💁🏻‍♀️

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

I guess I need to follow more music artists on Instagram because I’m so out of the loop about tours 😅

[ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴛᴜᴍ @pot8um]

“why do we as individuals need to worry about protecting the planet” ????

bitch ??????? do ??????? you ??????? live ??????? here ???????? or ?????????? not ????????????????????????

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[miia @miiagarro]

the lover girl in me is strong but the man hater in me is stronger

[Pun Parag @Enola_guy12]

Diva backwards is avid and all divas are avid readers

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

Both my earrings fell out and I popped a button off my skirt today. Fashion is not on my side.

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

Absolutely not

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

In-N-Out is reportedly opening its first location in New York City later this year.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

I love that the best representations of the US are winning at the Olympics. Women, queer people, and the children of immigrants. That’s the woke agenda baby!

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

Omg iconic queer queen

[Geoff Wilt @geoffwilt]

Alysa Liu is amazing. she was like “I’m not on a diet, I stay up late, skating isn’t the most important thing for me my friends are” and then did the most beautiful skating routine I’ve ever seen. the hero we need right now.

[Jackie Maynard @jmaynard_21]

A reminder before you sign up for @ring’s state-sponsored surveillance marketed under the guise of “looking for a lost dog”.

Please, please, please don’t sign up for that service!

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Did yall see that Ring Camera commercial???

Yall we are in DANGER

[taoki @justalexoki]

what a sentence

[Jaas🍉 @Seokjiniish]

"what do you bring to the table?" Political rage and hatred for ai to make ppl around uncomfortable

[Sam I Am @samiamstew]

@DavidCeeya I like the subtle adjustments from the last patch update to this one. Very mature. (: Happy 2026!