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the real slimsaedi |

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A bunch of middle easterners, 4 immigrants, & a Jew. Volunteers who knocked on doors. Words can't express how much you'll be missed @POTUS.

[Salesforce @salesforce]

Connections #CNX24 https://t.co/fVDXqwFEwh

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@jrw Your legs look amazing 😘

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@jrw Dying so good and so true. This pic will live on forever. Miss you 😘

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@jrw Oh the story I have for you and the lengths we went to for him to just sit in a queue 🤦🏻‍♀️🙄

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@jrw Now tell him how the sales team re-enacted the scene 😂

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@jrw SO annoying second season but how good is the music?!? I also have no life. Let’s start a podcast 🤔

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@jrw A mediocre massage

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#PumpRules episode 15 just beat Succession episode 3.

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@sm Confirmed typo. Let me know your rate for puzzle tutoring 😂

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Need puzzle help again 😅

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@sm Great work. He’s saying no fractions. Keep you posted!

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@saaaranotsarah Baba???

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Let’s fun won #TheWhiteLotus

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@saaaranotsarah Is this about me not getting Taylor tix?

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@Jakebrams @SeanHayes @SmartLess @POTUS @amazonmusic @WonderyMedia @JoeBiden @arnettwill @batemanjason you stole this line from your 9 year old.

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Proud big sis moment 💕My sister’s newest book ‘I miss you, I hate this’ is out! It’s beautifully written, equal parts heartwarming, funny and tragic. It’s also her birthday today so wish her a happy birthday by supporting your local bookstore.

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Proud of my sister for being so open about her anxiety. She writes about it for The Mary Sue and in her new YA book ‘I miss you, I hate this.’ 💕💕💕

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Keeping it classy with this photo. There were many more to choose from 😂 Happy 11 @rjpietsch! So happy to be here for this one. #LifesAPietsch #DSOWest

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@megwolpert Gorg!!!! Are you in flats? 🤣