sami weisbrod

i suck :-)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

69 days after 4/20 again haha

[macie @MacieChavez1]

Me - *uses AZ license in a different state*
Bouncer EVERY SINGLE TIME - “ExPirEs iN 2063????”

yes

[goaltender interferer @sighborgs]

sobbing at this lil girl at target. dad tries to get her a dress and she just YELLS “no i’m GAY i CAN’T” and her dad just sighs so loudly and goes “no you’re not gay, i’m gay. you’re five.”

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

my addictive personality misses you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I kind of miss taking finals man idk it was nice to be able to be like here is proof, in a single letter grade, that I am doing just fine. as an adult ur like i’m paying my bills on time so i’m pretty sure things are ok but i’m also depressed so who knows

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@taylormichele95 LOVE U MISS U MOST❤️

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@BridgerChase you just made me spit me coffee lolol

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@alaina_desimone hi angel!!

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@heyimmatweeta i keep forgetting that wanna have a soccer date

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

WILL SOMEONE PLS GET ME THE FUCK OUTAA MISSOURI

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@allie_rubendall yes :(

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@allie_rubendall ..... it’s missouri.. but really i just miss u too much :(

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@emilyxsnapp can i sleep on ur guys’ couch bc i’ll leave rn

[KATYA ELISE HENRY @katyaelisehenry]

I like girls who like girls

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@emilyxsnapp i’ve texted u like 20 times wtf!!!

[sami weisbrod @samiweisbrodd]

@courtsober u look so stressed i’m sorry