Sam Coomber

31 year old Prince enthusiast

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

The @Prince Estate has unvaulted two previously unreleased tracks https://t.co/AHGflF3AR1

[Berlin Blade @TeBe_Blade]

One of my toxic traits is that I save everyone in my phone as an emoji or combination of emojis. Often when I’m pissed. I then have to work out who’s ringing or texting me the next day with my own cryptic drunk choices of emojis.

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade Now that’s book to rack up on ain’t it

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade Absolutely fucking dispise this

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

#RIPSandraBullock

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@DeuxPep HAVE SOME RESPECT. She’s not even in the ground yet mate. Think of her family. #RIPsandrabullock #SandraBullock

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade Will be holding a vigil today in Manchester. I’m sure you will be in Berlin. #threeshells RIPsandra

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade 2 days gone. Absolutely gutted mate. #RIPSandraBullock

[Tom Knowles @tkbeynon]

This is one of ‘head shoulders knees and toes’ is as good as some of Weezer’s own songs

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade RIP darlin 😥#sandrabullock #ripsandra

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade #ripsandra

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade She would of made a great cop in real life.

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@ZoePridders @rubywalshh @AlmostFamousGN No problem Zoe! X

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@rubywalshh @Deliveroo @DeliverooHelp @AlmostFamousGN Haha happy to help out! X

[Sam Coomber @sammm_coomber]

@TeBe_Blade Genuinely was thinking this. Would love a fathers for justice sitcom

[terry christian @terrychristian]

This all day every day 🤣🤣🤣

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Sometimes I piss into my open dishwasher, all over the dirty plates and cutlery. It's a much wider target than the toilet, and almost impossible to miss. I figure the wash cycle more than clears any traces of urine away. I've not told my family that I do this.