Sammy J

[ford larquaad @rifaatty]

RT if planned parenthood was helpful to you or a friend in some way

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Me
Bank Account Treating Myself

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

Feb. 27th is Hadyn’s official transition day 🎉 congrats best friend

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

@VanBrocklin25 Z isn’t fixed yet. I’ll start mapping the plans

[Johnny Jet @JohnnyJTravels]

Girls will tell their friends “if I’m still single at 25 I’m going on The Bachelor” like girl the man you’re texting is talking to 7 other girls rn you’re already on the show

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

Who leaked this video of me with Zero??

[km.xo @kariMeili_]

Highkey this one had the best use of this audio lol

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

@meegncheese @the_real_MVBri The kulshan something I think

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

@meegncheese I’m really glad you understood the tweet 😂😘

[relatable @byreIatable]

I’m already pre-stressed for next semester

[relatable @byreIatable]

parents: got any A's this semester?

me: go fish

[Yana @thenineYANAs]

I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

White kids be like “what’d you get for thanksgiving”

[Noah @noahcent]

Rolling 10 deep for Frozen 2 wtf is good?

[Sammy J @sammy_jacoby]

We must protect @PostMalone at all costs

[Freshdaily @freshdaily]

Post Malone rocking out to Shania Twain's AMA performance last night is all of us 🤠- 📹 @PostMalone https://t.co/tonUyduotX #AMAs #ShaniaTwain #Posty #PostMalone #Canada

[kelly @kelllicopter]

if you put the names of all the guys i’ve dated on a list it would sound like the roster for a private school’s lacrosse team