5G Bri

I do things. Cisgender, bisexual woman 💕💙💜

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Updating our hazard information thanks to this earth-shaking research conducted by our newest geologist

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

In recognition for her efforts to highlight the geologic Eras that formed the planet and for shaping our world as much as the tectonic plates beneath us, we have selected @taylorswift13 as an Honorary Geologist for the state of Washington.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

along with this is the implicit acknowledgement and fear that trans woman can be just as beautiful and glamorous as cis women

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

Why does arugula have such a chokehold on the world?? I don’t want to see such a nasty bitter leaf on every item on every menu. Make it stop!!

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@SatanicVaginas

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@killerkend That’s amazing!! I’m so happy for you guys!

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@killerkend You’re so strong omfg sending so much love your way ❤️

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

I live for opening fancy packaging. If there’s a position open for fancy packaging tester, let me know. I thrive on that ten seconds of thrill.

[sara @mirrorswifft]

I see y’all panicking over enchanted tv may I remind you that there will be a day (SOON) when we hear haunted (taylor’s version) and long live (taylor’s version)? keep calm the best is yet to come

[matt⸆⸉ | day and night era @taycapsicle]

"HE WAS RUNNING AFTER US I WAS SCREAMING GO GO GO"

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@kellynelaine All my homies hate diamond 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

I should buy a parking lot, so I can make weirdly specific rules and give tickets to people who paid for parking but accidentally broke them. That seems fair 🙃

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@killerkend I absolutely HATE that for you

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

@killerkend They suck so bad. The street parking is so much cheaper, but it’s always full on the weekends, so I end up with no choice but to bite the bullet and park there.

[5G Bri @the_real_MVBri]

I saw the cutest little baby, and now all I can think about is how I wanna squeeze little baby feetsies and the way their little toes look like tiny little grapes. Please send help.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

In my Eras era. 💅