Jo

live. laugh. love. ❤️

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

I wish @reba was in the new dune movie

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

I guess it would kinda fuck to be tom cruise

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

The deepest grudge I will never release is against my mother for throwing away my milk teeth

[father @father]

thot daughter or submarine stepson?

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

Guess who loves Jason Bateman

[no context nathan @NathanForYouOoC]

eat shit

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

“How many degrees Kelvin is closest to 0 degrees Celsius”
The girl next to me helping me cheat:

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

Ok sometimes I JUST want to watch the movie

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

I wanna respect the sanctity of his focus time but that notify anyway button beckons me

[average breakfast enjoyer @naastynun]

me if being full of love and light was illegal...

[pj @pjayevans]

Your dasher has requested your presence at his trial for manslaughter

[cathy ames shady facts @missh8ter]

they need to grow up I’m so serious

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

Dj Paula Deen

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

@leadap1aya Not very sza pilled of u

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Your telling me there’s shrimp in my fried rice

[Jo @sammyjopalmertc]

All guys wanna do is listen to podcasts and not condition their hair