brooke

[van ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ @alpacathuglife]

not now pookie I’m fortniting

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[matt @mattybtweets69]

We stopped getting slizzard, as a country

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[anna @ikeaduvet]

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[pj @pjayevans]

Drinking beers at the bar and I look around and literally like 12 people are copying me

[danlet @evildanevil]

(clenching jaw, tears streaming down face) Whats. the move

[jynx @jynxbby]

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. im coming

[DECKI @bydecki]

If our love is insanity why are u my clarity type shit fr

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I'll come but I'm making it weird.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.