Sam

unlimited bad ideas

[Sam @sampook1812]

@GordoSZN @wantedkinahan

[Vulpine Outlaw @Rad_Sherwoodism]

Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?

[Lifeatsea @Lifeatsea_]

Best washing machine the ninja wash😁

[Sam @sampook1812]

There’s some people I’d pay seriously good money to do a sponsored silence now that we’re adults

[Sam @sampook1812]

@PicturesFoIder Bad way to go @ItsJoshPeck

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

she looks like scooby doo when he’s on the airplane

[Sam @sampook1812]

I’m having a tough time explaining why a random Tunisian man in a yellow T shirt is the reason I’m in a bad mood #hardestgeezer

[Sam @sampook1812]

I can’t even begin to imagine how cold skinny people are. Makes up for sweating like a used sponge during summer

[Sam @sampook1812]

@UtdDistrict He’s dressed like Blackpool transport bus seats

[Sam @sampook1812]

There’s always an old fella at your local who’s got his own and god forbid the barman gives him a pint in anything else

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Petition to bring back these pint glasses.

[Sam @sampook1812]

So orange juice and a salad will fix all of the damage a two day stag do in Blackpool caused? Yes I thought so too

[Sam @sampook1812]

Adulting is so hard. Can’t enjoy more than a week for the feeling that everything, all at once, will soon fall apart. Do not recommend

[Danny Kenny @DKenny126]

Can someone explain why I’m up working on the cherry picker and there’s a fuckin elephant just walking about in a field 😂😂

[Sam @sampook1812]

Why cant we come up with a different thing than the love heart to like a message from one the boys? Like funny message bro but I can’t be dishing out a romantic little emoji to you no matter how funny you are

[Sam @sampook1812]

Walking through Tenerife minding my own business and walked across what looked like a murder scene, blood everywhere! Was actually a dog fight where both owners got bit. First Aid Sam on scene, patched up Linda until the ambulance arrived 🤦‍♂️

[Cleveleys News @cleveleysnews]

Work on the 'Flunnel' - an underground link between Fleetwood and Knott End - has been disrupted by residents on the Knott End side throwing spears at the JCB believing it to be a dinosaur.

[Sam @sampook1812]

The toilet in Crewe train station just auto flushed while I was sat on it. Had to check I hadn’t ridden the train all the way to Tokyo

[Sam @sampook1812]

@jaredwright17 Any rugby league teams looking for a good second row?

[Sam @sampook1812]

Why is it always a Dora the Explorer style mission to find a toilet in Wetherspoons

[Sam @sampook1812]

Kids born in 2005 are of legal drinking age. Fuck off im so old