Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻

// she/her // stay woke // insta @samrvsso

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Young girls RN are SO LUCKY they have pockets in their pants, when I was in high school we were exited to have any functioning pocket.

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Thank god apple fixed their god damn mail app I was getting TIRED.

[corb @awshuqs]

you're laughing. liam payne is about to be reincarnated as gypsy rose blanchard's baby and you're laughing.

[soulja blegh @MarcosSOTS]

my hot take is that this is the greatest pop punk song ever made and that nothing else even comes close

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Weird how people base their lifestyle and morals based on lies.

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

COOLcoolCoolcoool cool cool coool cool coolCoooolCOoL COOL

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

I got an app to digitally catalog my closet and I’m fucking hyped to go clueless on all my wardrobe

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Why is my 100lbs ass getting ozempic ads?

[Brandy Bryant @InkMasterbator]

$18k for gender affirming care? Yeah, that's about what my guy quoted me too.

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Shit I think she’s back

[t @tatiana_gitana]

Just me and the mug I made ⋆⭒˚.⋆

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

That man who speeds while you’re in the car when he’s mad is an abuser. Whether y’all are ready to have that conversation now or not is not my problem. No man who loves you, or cares about you, will put you in a situation where you can die in a car accident

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

@_maecol If was corn flakes but yea

[Suzy @jagarstyle]

i love too hard. my p*ssy too wet. my eyes too captivating. My swag too mysterious. I need to be shot

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Me on tumblr in 2009

[Sohail Charef @CHSOHY]

10 years old boy writing program in python...what were you doing at his age?

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

I wanna design a flash sheet personalized to family members this Christmas but I don’t think I’ll have time ☹️

[Funkle Sam 😎👉🏻👉🏻 @samrvsso]

Stupid little pumpkins bring me so much joy

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

It is wild to me that we have been socialized to be like, "yeah you're bleeding vaginally and it's causing cascading issues throughout your body but there is literally no excuse for you to NOT come into the office, and frankly it's weird that you asked"

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)