sam

is a prat

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

If Lance Armstrong actually believed people are pretending to be trans to cheat at sports, he would have tried it already

[wint @dril]

"you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"Loving you is as easy as hating the police"
Seen in Maastricht, Netherlands

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[sam @samsaprat]

my facebook feed has been curated to contain PURE vibes and im gonna go open that app now

[sam @samsaprat]

ive been talking a lot lately about how much i love facebook. all the pages im a part of, all i see as i scroll, are cats, clouds, local wildlife spotting groups, country walkers, and allotment tips

[sam @samsaprat]

the odd funny meme or clap back but so overwhelmingly doom and gloom

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic by See Bang Now @seebangnow

[sim @__sim0ne_]

use earplugs. you are never too old to start again. being cringe is fun. stretch. if women his own age don’t want to date him there’s something wrong with him. wear SPF. you aren’t behind in life. 25 isn’t old. ignoring your feelings means you’ll just have to deal with it later.

[Ioan Gwyn @IoanGwyn]

I laughed out loud at this picture for a full minute.

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

this is what innovation looks like: using generative AI to do things that you absolutely could do with very little effort but won't because you're unspeakably lazy

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

"Tony Stark is transphobic because they want to show us he's a bad guy! Peter Parker is homophobic because they want to show us he's immature!"

No. They're just movies from the 2000s. The jokes are in those movies because someone thought they were hilarious and no one disagreed.

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

That’s crazy, anyway