Sam Simpson

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

Do you think it says a lot about me that my two favourite eyeshadows are called tease and bootycall from a palette called Naked? 🤔😂💁🏻‍♀️ @UrbanDecay #thoughtoftheday

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

Vv hmm m ok bc?!

[Jeremy Thomson-Cook @JThomsonCook]

You've invented the lunch break

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

@CharlotteProng I am 9 months pregnant and couldn’t agree more with this statement. I am constantly moving to the road to maintain distance.

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

"Stop moving. Simply stop moving."

The prime minister of Sint Maarten isn't accepting any of your excuses for leaving your house.
https://t.co/055xoD2qPF

[Kris P. Kreme @krisv_723]

I received my first order from Imperfect foods, and let me tell you, I’m 100% satisfied.

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

Used my first @lushcosmetics bath bomb today and seriously wondering how I survived this pregnancy or quarantine without them. #36weeks #Covid_19

[Hayley Wickenheiser @wick_22]

1/2 After desperate pleas from my front line friends in Toronto, I have decided to put an ask out. These items are not for my use at all. I’m not seeking cash, rather these items: 1350 N95 (68 boxes)
13,500 surgical masks (135 boxes)
13,500 gloves (135 boxes)
1,350 chemo gowns

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

You know things are bad when you tell people you lost your job and instead of I am sorry, their response is, “yeah that make sense” #COVID2019 #laidoff #jobloss #Covid_19

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

How am I just finding out about this now?

[Tracy Chou 🌻 @triketora]

one (very minor but still real) very disappointing outcome of this whole pandemic situation has been my complete loss of respect for some friends/people i know who i must now conclude are some subset of {dumb to science, incredibly selfish, outright racist, out of touch}

[Yamiche Alcindor @Yamiche]

Jared Kushner says some governors don't know how many ventilators they have & coronavirus outbreak is revealing manager skills.

"What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody...think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis."

[Arlene Dickinson @ArleneDickinson]

Remember back when we wore makeup? Every day? And put hair extensions in? And plucked our eyebrows? And shaved our legs? And... wait for it.... got dressed?!

Crazy days those were.

[Dani Burger @daniburgz]

Not muting your mic is the new reply all

[Daryn Jones @DarynJones]

IT’S STILL MARCH??!!

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

I guess I’ll never be able to lie to myself again about all the shit I would do if I just had the time.

[blogTO @blogTO]

Ontario now has a website where you can report price gouging #Toronto #Ontario #pricegouging https://t.co/37pbPLihDl

[Priorities USA @prioritiesUSA]

Trump refused to take the threat of the coronavirus seriously, now he won’t take responsibility as his administration has been totally unprepared for this crisis.

[Annoyed microbiologist 🦠 @bugcounter]

Unless you are living under a rock or have already perished from COVID-19, you've likely seen a YouTube video making the rounds where a medical doctor (wearing scrubs!) purports to give COVID-19 advice. (1/33)

[Phil Libin @plibin]

I was just on a Zoom call that ended automagically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen. Would pay extra for this feature.

[Sam Simpson @samsimps_]

@jodieegrace @TFLN The second line of her caption is conveniently missing.