Sam Morrison

Red Fish ❤️ DLR Indy ✌🏼

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

i would tell you the story of my sex life but its really long and i usually don't get to finish

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

One of the quickest ways to get over a crush on a guy is to just listen to what they’re saying when they speak

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

@gogogadgetgwen You aint wrong

[hugo @toasteredbread]

cons of drinking alcohol:
-liquifies your insides the next day
-sometimes makes you sad for no reason
-tastes like garbage
-brain has to reboot for the next 48 hours
-literally poison
-could actually kill you

pros of drinking alcohol:
-fun juice makes me go haha have fun

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

“you’re using Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut”
first of all, I don’t need an excuse

[bri ❂ @braewalton]

Indy friends!

My bosses are opening a new basement nightclub/bar Downtown in November

Y’all better show out 💀

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

Drunk-You is self-sabotaging you.

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Best sight. Best sound.

Hockey’s back. 😍 #FLAvsTBL

[nealey ritzel @nealeyritzel]

grey sweatpants season!!!
grey sweatpants season!!!
grey sweatpants season!!!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(808): THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY

[hk @hassankhan]

Top 10 Attributes of Successful People:

10. there
9. are
8. many
7. paths
6. to success
5. and
4. everyone has
3. a different
2. journey
1. Rich Parents

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

me as a mom

[mayana 🖤 @mayanakatherine]

Ladies, if you think it’s okay to wear a shirt without a bra and I can see your whole ass nipples......you’d be correct that shits fire please keep doing that

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

tonight me and @Laur_bor went out for A drink and ended up an african baby shower.

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

Eminem: “Snap back to reality”

Everybody: “Oh, there goes gravity”

Midwesterners: “Ope, there goes gravity”

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

@BirdmanBirdman8 Was mountaineers 7th or 8th?

[Sam Morrison @samsnotsorry]

when @6ix9ine said “i dont even know like why i hit that” I FELT THAT