Samantha Thomason

Pretend Adult, MIA, FA ✈️

[Samantha Thomason @samthomason]

@COTA what’s it take to get the fans at turn 19 turned on? Do I need to put in a quarter?

[Association of Professional Flight Attendants @APFAunity]

Thank you to our customers who joined us today on the picket lines! Hoping @AmericanAir will soon care for its front-line employees! #1u

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

stole his entire fit

[Liz! @producerlizz]

biggest upset of the Oscars is Austin Butler not getting interviewed by Vanessa Hudgens on the carpet wow

[Your Mom @urmomdotgov]

For those of you traveling SW and your flights are cancelling, keep in mind so is the crew’s flight. A friend posted this while waiting to find out what they are supposed to do now…don’t blame your crew or the agents just because they are the ones in front of you

[Garnet & Gold @garnetandgold]

Anyone have any better ideas?

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

Coming home with a trophy!!!

#NoleFamily #KeepCLIMBing

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Trump is holed up in a safe house. (Teresa Giduice’s wedding hair)

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Say that again, but slowly.

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

my parents bought their house in 1976 for $58,000. in 2022 dollars, that would be $279,160.

their 2022 assessment valued the house at $2.09 million.

i don't think getting married at 34 instead of 24 is the reason my generation can't buy homes. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

Wait why was Pete in bed with Kim? Shouldn’t she be getting her ass up and WERKING

[rockstar @cadefart]

a wise man once said

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

i’m your biggest fan i’ll follow you until you love me…

[Gabrielle Union @itsgabrielleu]

This is where we are. We shot past dangerous and horrific a long time ago. The rubber has hit the road so who is standing shoulder to shoulder in this fight? Who truly gives a sh*t and whose on that performative bs? Let's see.

[Samantha Thomason @samthomason]

@ggarde2 You can sign up for AARP at any age

[Kat Sloane ⛅️ @katsloanewrites]

The only thing I needed to see today were these pictures of Roy Kent on Sesame Street. 🙏🏻

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

#NFLNoles in the #SuperBowl

#NoleFamily

[Zainub Amir @zainubamir]

taylor swift saying “it’s really fucked up” is the confidence I need to get thru this year