Sam

Speechwriter. Logophile. Dogophile

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@dannywallace Definitely an Awkward Situation for Men

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@SatherleyRosie @Coeliac_UK @NIHRresearch The well-erman

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Great night of TV on BBC1 #Gladiators, Match of the Day and Ali

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@GailGre59728262 @GailGre59728262 I'd be happy to buy some but can't direct message

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@GailGre59728262 Morning ☀️ I would be interested in purchasing a set please

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@RupertMyers @RoryStewartUK Single-handedly revitalising the high street

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@TheNewsAtGlenn When you're the Mills & Boon sub-editor Thursday to Friday and the AP social media manager Monday to Wednesday...

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@questingvole Could the comma be for gravitas? Like "Why can't they [dramatic pause] tell the truth?" 🤔 The quote is reminiscent of his excellent misquote: "Bad Times make hard men. Hard men make good times. Good times make soft men. Soft men make bad times. We are in bad times. We need MEN."

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@time_nw Here’s a photo of it from the BT archives with the caption ‘radio telephony terminal overseas service’ https://t.co/ObEteCGjvn

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#THFC play football the way Rocky boxes. Taking a beating for the first half of the match before suddenly coming to life

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@Samfr @DanielWoolf16 @markbritnell’s book ‘In Search of the Perfect Health System’ is good on this

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@rogerfederer Thank you Roger. In your honour, today's poem is called simply 'Federer: A Tribute'

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@ladbible Classics: Only Fools and Horses, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers
Modern: Peep Show, Friday Night Dinner, The Inbetweeners
Overall: Only Fools and Horses, Peep Show, The Inbetweeners

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@thespursweb @Natures_Voice surely?

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@RussInCheshire

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@questingvole It has 90s trainer vibes for me. Hi-Tec Rishi

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@thespursweb Conte looks like he’s just ordered a hit on a rival gang’s main guy and Romero is daunted but definitely up for the task

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@davidoreilly25 This has Critical Thinking exam vibes. ‘To celebrate his success, what did David purchase: a) a Land Rover Discovery Sport or b) Four white chairs’

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The one hundredth Wordle 🙂