Sam

short for samson

[Sam @samtownsell]

@alan_townslay love you

[Sam @samtownsell]

@tayloraroby It’s the only throwback playlist I’ll ever need

[Sam @samtownsell]

#spotifywrapped

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

why does spotify talk like this?

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

therapists: have a good day! ily text me

psychiatrists:

[Sam @samtownsell]

@jasmine_060300 I miss these times 😂

[Sam @samtownsell]

@jasmine_060300 Then you’d be like “can you ask my mom if you can sleep over? She’ll say no to me but not to you” lmaooo

[Houston Astros @astros]

WHAT TIME IS IT?

[Sam @samtownsell]

Being charged by your “friends” on Venmo is humiliating

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

before taking after taking
my adderall my adderall

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Today in 2009, Lady Gaga released “LoveGame” as a single from her debut album

[Greta @gretathegr8]

why did it have to be cinnamon toast crunch

[Sam @samtownsell]

@locallyposh love u too ❤️