Samuel Oeser

Got Milk? 🥛

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

@gavinabraham26 We lost a good one.

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@BarstoolCalPoly Wanna go see the baby cows?

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@BarstoolCalPoly Nacho bar at 7/11

[Gavin Abraham @gavinabraham26]

@BarstoolCalPoly Cork n bottle

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

How refrigerators across America should look. @DerrickJosi

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Get you a man that can do both @npaustin_16

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@npaustin_16 @gavinabraham26 If you tryna flex you should probably spell chevron right

[Gavin Abraham @gavinabraham26]

The most underrated skill you learn working in agriculture is how to acquire free hats

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

All I’m thinking about now is how do I one up this when I have a kid. I honestly don’t think I can @peta

[Cattle Tales @CattleTales]

Myth: cattle are pumped full of grain

Reality: rations are balanced with silage and lots of roughage

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

If this ain’t me and my kid, then I don’t want no kids

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Since I pretty much wear boots and jeans all the time I guess you could say I’m ranch dressing

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@gavinabraham26 This makes me want to smoke a full pack of cigs in less than a minute

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

Back in Texas, let’s fuck some shit up

[Tariq Rauf @tariqrauf]

I want to be in the meeting where this idea was proposed

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

It’s bagging szn baby

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

I’m boutta start a war with Cal Poly Parking Services

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

Puts dip in:
Poop in my butt:

[Samuel Oeser @samuel_oeser]

Worst part of working in the ag industry is everyone gets hammered Labor Day weekend while my ass gotta be up at 3 to go feed cows