'Ol Dirty Chinese Restaurant

UofU/Agent for TFL/Mediocre action sports enthusiast

Some people call me crazy. I call them boring.

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Bought weed at a gas station in Utah today and I am just bewildered

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@WasatchSnow 4 to 6 inches in the lower avenues

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@WasatchSnow Is there anywhere on the app where you can check the total snowfall for the year?

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@anthonyjeselnik cum to salt lake again you fucking cunt

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@slcpd I agree

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Hey @PasqualeRotella can you tell us who the special guest at basspod was supposed to be in 2012...I've always wondered who the wind cancelled

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@utereef33 love ya coach shah. Probably don't remember me as a manager but I am upset that Coach Mac is in your Google search images. You're the real safety coach GOAT and this is just disrespect

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"What's crazy is the amount of times your mom faked a jelly fish sting to get me to pee on her" - Shoresy

[Utah Department of Natural Resources @UtahDNR]

It's not every day you get to see a critically endangered species up close in the wild. That's exactly what happened for Shane Wayment when he hiked Angel's Landing in @ZionNPS recently and spotted this California condor. This is California condor #1111, born just last spring.

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@WasatchSnow 14 dense inches in the avenues!

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Jeff bezos could never spend 200 billion. #EatTheRich

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Weddings intimidate me because I never have a plus one

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German just got 4 strikeouts in one inning

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I think this job is the first time I've ever gone into a job with confidence

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I started learning piano on Monday and can already read simple sheet music and play 6 keys with each hand. I'm giddy about learning to finally play

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14.5 percent #PMS100KGIVEAWAYWEEKDAY4

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16.3 percent #PMS100KGIVEAWAYWEEK

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My old landlord hooked it up with such a great opportunity and I'm so grateful 🙏

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"I heard that on the internet " - Every old person

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South park is 24 years old and still gets away with whatever they want because we all expect it from Matt Stone and Trey Parker