Arkansas Birdbrain

Sande, 30, He/him, They/them. Sandcastle Mage. PFP: @brookah_art. 🦆🐯🧡
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[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

Don't let mfs tell you education isn't important. If a hand reaches out and offers you help you take it and rise to your damn feet. There is no wasted time when it comes to bettering yourself. Take that chance to find stability so you don't fucking crumble in the sand.

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@rivergh0ul @lottslottslotts They were canon to me gdi

[river 🏳️‍🌈 ⛧ misses avatar @rivergh0ul]

happy pride month to #them

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@pretiosusw I havent worn shorts publicly in....literally 20 years. Hopefully when I slap them with a term and photos of my legs compared to other people with this someone will finally be like "oh okay here's a cream to help reduce the reasons you want to fucking kill yourself"

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@pretiosusw Hey i want you to know this is how i found out that thing I've been complaining to my doctor's about might not be "oh its because you sleep with a fan and it dries your skin out" but actually a medical condition that causes my follicles to go apeshit producing hair

Thank you.

[Double KO @ceroberry]

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[Pop Base @PopBase]

Doja Cat asks Elon Musk to restore the audio post feature on Twitter/X:

“u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.”

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@StaryGazed1302 @pirenaia US education system just be saying shit sometimes. Especially in the south.

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@StaryGazed1302 @pirenaia In the US, that is what we learn in schools unfortunately.

world history lesson here was Spain was ruled by muslims but the goodly catholics rose up and expelled the wicked heathens and lightly smacked around the jews in the inquisition. Most of us don't look into it further.

[ALEX 🍰 MCR NSHVLLE @ierofanatic]

that image pissed me off so i made a more inclusive, nonlesbiphobic one that's actually made by a human ☺️💗

[grovy @grovymango]

happy pride to ppl who are not straight. this includes bad bitches with scoliosis

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@StaryGazed1302 How does it feel to be the most correct person in the fandom?

Can I slide in with my hc that the freeloading asshole schtick we see in canon is him being a dick about them reducing him to menial maidwork, not a true laziness? He's a skilled little bastard and he knows it.

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

Came out as bi at 16 and as trans at 18.

my mom's response was "Why can't you be a normal lesbian like Ellen?"

[Kalyel🩷🩵🤍 @kalyel_]

com que idade e como foi a de vocês?

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@Drag_Crave Oh my god she's interviewing Miss Frizzle?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Israel is explicitly warning Christian residents in southern Lebanon not to welcome Muslim residents among them, threatening to bomb Christian neighborhoods.

Israel is now searching for Muslims hiding in the attics of Christians. It’s not 1944. Read that again.

The goal isn't military. It's destabilizing social stability in Lebanon.

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

I'm working a 9-5 y'all are going to see me proud as hell today

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

Me behind the register at Cracker Barrel dressed like a living pride float

[zade @tyl0saur]

this yearly classic

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@allaboutthem3ts @lottslottslotts I got u bbs make a new friend i support you

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

Round of applause for my funniest oomf, everyone @lottslottslotts

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

are my fellow bisexuals choosing the first or second half of the month to celebrate?

[Arkansas Birdbrain @sandelure]

@vvTwTvv Fr 😭 me included lowkey but FR!!!!