Sandy

I’m just the right kind of weirdo.

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@ShouldHaveCat Chips

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@twinstantfamily Have you got a Mary Poppins bag? Cuz that might be something they get after school. LOL!

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@gbergan Perfect!

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@whoinvitedjon I'm too lazy to go back and forth to the store, etc. That's why I write things down. LOL!

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@LizerReal She is exactly right! Glass half full kind of girl! She can be my friend.

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@BunAndLeggings 5 sounds like they are used to the finer places. Or want to be.

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@kidversations_ 3 is so advanced! I would swear they were 13.

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@dadmann_walking Funkadelic! He'll lose his mind when he has to start wearing deodorant.

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@DadSetAgainst Houdini has nothing on toddlers.

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@Dad_At_Law Did she have a song to go along with Mr. Blobfish? It just seems to demand one.

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@XplodingUnicorn 12 doesn't need to jog. She's quick on her feet already.

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@sarcasticmommy4 My name was changed to Lyft after my kids were born. Ask either of them my real name. They have no idea.

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@defnot3owls My Grandma cut off a chicken's head that did run around the yard afterward, so there's that.

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@thedad Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.--Thats the kind of advice my Dad gave. Still good

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@XplodingUnicorn That deserves a Hallmark moment.

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@XplodingUnicorn I'm afraid for you.

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@weedswildflowrs What a sweet baby! He's been paying attention.

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@mom_tho I always deserve a chicken!

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@joncoopertweets Can he be both?

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@dadpickupline A smart man would unpack his freezer, just to be sure.