Sarah Cook

[Sarah Cook @sarah3952]

@NetflixFilm &$&>g)£o0p0kyy55rrr;’re23e3ee45y79o000i8uuttewhgq5”&5”760
Poop #Jjkmmnfd#w#www#wa#dvbjbbgvhvccdfxdyytiq?&4 thcbhehhhhrooo njjchecnjjdhdhhhdjejhy

[Sam @WaltersSam83]

@SouthernRailUK Merstham to Farringdon 20 miles and 2 hours today. An Olympic runner runs faster than that...and strikes start 2morrow!

[Cheltenham Problems @CheltProblems]

When Cheltenham families do their Christmas shopping at Whole Foods. https://t.co/wHrFIO73rU #CheltenhamProblems

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

.@scott_mills has officially kicked off Christmas & is playing @MariahCarey! Only 100 days to go! #MillsChristmas 🎄🎄🎄🎄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"That Friday feeling" - Translation: Watching telly while tired

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/rQtRyz0XmC

[Scott Mills @scott_mills]

"That's lovely but I don't care" Yes @DeborahMeaden 💅💅 #dragonsden

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Awkward #WimbledonFinal #Federer #Djokovic https://t.co/NRoC8I5DPH

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being knackered from another full day of pretending you have the slightest clue what you're doing

[Sam @WaltersSam83]

KT is in town, its time to drink all the drinks #datd @sarah3952 @laurieshe

[Emma VR Keyte @emmacook95]

Perfect brunch at @BrickwoodLDN 🍴☕️

[Emma VR Keyte @emmacook95]

Quote of the year from mum: "I really relate to Kris Jenner" @sarah3952

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"I'll see how I feel" - Translation: You've more chance of seeing a flying giraffe than you have of seeing me later

[Libby Simpson @newidle]

Fantastic evening at @OldStocksInn stow with @sarah3952 great atmosphere, delicious food and lovely staff!

[Jack Dee @TheRealJackDee]

What happens when TV doesn’t want you any more.

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

That's me gone right off the guy...

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

Adams fine babe but Ian's having a right mare... Love Tanya! X

[Sarah Cook @sarah3952]

@hannahlcook9 I am sooooo Putin 😂😂😂

[Emma VR Keyte @emmacook95]

“@kevinbridges86: Be wary of illegal minicab drivers..” @sarah3952

[Sarah Cook @sarah3952]

“@GregBrucex: @kevinbridges86 Any self-respecting dug later tonight.” @emmacook95