Sarah Yunusov

Vice President of @lamnightmare and working towards making this world a better and more accepting place. Believer that I’m way funnier than I actually am.

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

To my people: this is a safe place. My name is Sarah and during quarantine I’ve purchased a metal *state of the art* litter scooper, 4 pairs of sneakers, a patio umbrella (with separate base), 2 ceiling fans... and A LOT of other stuff. The floor is now yours...

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Overhearing my grandmother innocently say to my mom “If it’s not at the front of the fridge and we can’t see it, it goes bad...” pretty much sums up 2020.

[Reb @rebnasty]

I lied. Keith from Married at First Sight CHECK UR DMS

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Enjoying some oysters at Ocean in Easton with my one and only! thex22 https://t.co/DKIU6ieExh

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

There is nothing more amazing than a @doubletree cookie...

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Me: Do you mind if I do some Russian Rosetta Stone while I eat my Swedish Meatballs?
@shaner528 You are the absolute worse person...

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

We give to you, a weekly uplifting artwork series by Laughing At My Nightmare: Check it out: https://t.co/dJIf44WqkG

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Me: I would totally slap you for $1,000,000.00.
@shaner528: Are you kidding me? I would kill you for $1,000,000.00.

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

Sarah: "If I eat this jalapeño popcorn, are you going to cry?"

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

How I feel paying my credit card each month

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Laughing At My Nightmare, Inc. could win a Big Game TV ad from QuickBooks! Vote daily to help them win #TeamSmallBiz https://t.co/Z2wclOaY0h

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

Video: Here it is! I created this short film to give you a deeply personal look at what it feels like to... http://t.co/iSxfxJkLEB

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Chandelier starts playing and @shaner528's immediate reaction: "can you take my clothes off?" .... can't even.

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

Hi @elvisduran can I send you a copy of my book? It's about laughing in the face of death w/ ample details about my penis thrown in for fun.

[The Burgery Company @TheBurgeryCo]

We look forward to reading Shane Burcaw's book! @LAMNightmare

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

@shaner528 check this out... http://t.co/Vob3zyQF1F via @forbes

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

Wouldn't Thai Basil be yummy as a chip? Submit your own idea now! http://t.co/Jw65ti44Ta #DoUsAFlavor See Rules.

[Ted Burcaw @tburcaw]

Hey @TheEllenShow ..@shaner wants to make YOU, #makeellenlaugh Laugh, and he will - here he is http://t.co/cuUf5hzowc its about LIFE!

[Shane Burcaw @shaner528]

Please help me get on The Ellen Show! - Tweet this and tell all your friends! Hey @TheEllenShow, have you... http://t.co/5wrzF8ZdyY

[Sarah Yunusov @sarahBURRcaw]

#makeellenlaugh 4 our of 5 pirate are doing it with @shaner528