Sarah H

Will be found up the allotment, out and about looking at old stuff or watching some live music perhaps. Striving to thrive with stage 4 breast cancer. Ex nurse.

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@alrGerg1jp @HJoyceGender So was he then admitted to a women’s prison alongside vulnerable women? I didn’t read the article.

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@Muslim_Hikers All the best for your hike!

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

The Green Party are absolutely determined to win the Holborn & St Pancras by-election, so they've entered their strongest player into the game. Dav...Zack Polanski is pulling out all the stops to take the crown & Hannah the plumber is like so helping #parody

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

This video could single-handedly raise the birth rate

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@WeRtheMods Enjoy that pint! 🍻

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@Digitaltattie @CarolineLucas Yes and it should be an option as a last resort

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@WiltsAnnabelle I’m truly sorry to hear about your family member. I too have a terminal disease, but thought assisted dying is about choosing to end your own life when life and pain become intolerable due to terminal disease. Nothing to do with feeling a burden on others.

[RNLI @RNLI]

@Normanyodaism We're sorry to lose your support, Cyril. Our role is to go to the aid of people in danger on the water, without prejudice or exception, just as it has always been since 1824. If there is a risk to life, we will always launch.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A timeline of one man's cunning inheritance tax scheme.

2008: Buy a thousand acres in Oxfordshire. Tell The Times that dodging inheritance tax is the critical thing. Scheme live.

2009 to 2018: Do absolutely nothing. A villager farms it on contract. Flawless.

2019: The villager retires. Rather than hire another one, decide to farm a thousand acres yourself, having never grown anything.

Also 2019: Invite a film crew.

2020: Rain for nine weeks. Profit on a thousand acres: £144.

2021: Broadcast the £144 to the largest streaming platform on earth, thereby informing the entire planet that farmland makes nothing.

2021: Open a farm shop. Acquire a queue down a lane and the undivided attention of West Oxfordshire District Council.

2022: Restaurant refused. Enforcement notice. Six weeks to take a barn apart.

2023: Lose the appeal. Lose it again.

May 2024: Accidentally get English planning law rewritten. Lawyers name it Clarkson's Clause.

August 2024: Open a pub selling only British food. Sell your own sausage at 74p against 18p imported, and eat the difference on every plate.

October 2024: The Chancellor caps agricultural property relief at a million. Scheme dead.

November 2024: Stand on a platform in Westminster in front of thirteen thousand farmers, drawing maximum national attention to the exact tax break you were supposedly hiding behind.

July 2025: Go down with TB. First calf ever born on the farm destroyed, pregnant with twins. Gate padlocked.

23 December 2025: Government retreats. The threshold goes from one million to two and a half. Five million for a couple.

March 2026: Farm declared clear.

July 2026: Drive four hundred miles to Scotland and buy more cows.

Eighteen years.

Planning law changed. Agricultural degree applications climbing. Cited in the Commons more times than most ministers manage. Half the estates that were going to be caught by the tax are no longer caught by it.

He was accused of buying a farm to dodge inheritance tax, and then spent eighteen months getting the relief raised for everybody else's.

Worst tax dodger in British history.

Best thing to happen to British farming in fifty years.

[The Cornish Pasty @TheCornishPasty]

You absolute, reprehensible, sick, twisted sorry excuse for a doctor, even if it is "ex"
You KNOW these facts are pure bullshit. That's the killer - you know you're peddling garbage.
I'm an athiest, but I sincerely hope I'm wrong - because you're going to be met at the Pearly Gates, kicked downstairs and spend eternity with a pitchfork up your arse...

Take measles. The risk of death in the unvaccinated is 1-3/1000 kids. In poor countries, that's about 1 in 10-100.
Death in the vaccinated? Virtually ZERO!
Honestly, I do not know how you live with yourself... 🤦‍♀️

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@Slooties @HelenWebberley She’s so far down the rabbit hole she’ll never be able to find a way out

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I went to see The Odyssey, the clashing of the steel,
I hope my perforated eardrums soon begin to heal,
The raging of the tempest left me too unwell to speak,
I think I’ll take some Anadin and lie down for a week.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

We eating good tonight.

[Mr G @DeputyGrocott]

‘What does this button do?’
‘Ah, Mr Burnham, that sends out emergency alerts!’
…

[Pam Ayres MBE @PamAyres]

I went out with me cornflake box and colander held steady,
I couldn’t buy the glasses, they had all sold out already,
I gathered my equipment and I pointed it to heaven,
Never saw a thing, I’ll wait till 2027.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

The Haywain 2026

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to @TheMeldrew for capturing this.)

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@BBCSport If you squint a bit, he doesn’t look unlike his father in law

[Sarah H @sarah_helps]

@itspetergabriel What a wonderful weekend we had 🪩💃🏻🥁

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the two outfits for men