lil uzi wert

not a sports girl

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

Just told Hannah she looks like an everything bagel

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

@JessJalbs I get it

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

FUCK

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

It’s not that I can’t go to bed, it’s that I don’t want to…

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

Gym. Tan. Milkshake.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

He did it btw

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

Love is calling your husband from the other room to refill your water

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

@andymilonakis

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

@JessJalbs You basically have that fit

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

Rough night

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

10pm at your parents’ house as an adult feels like 3am at your own apartment.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I know it happens every year, but I would bet my life that it's never gotten this dark this early before in my life.

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

This gas station bathroom has a sermon about the 10 commandments playing on the radio

[Roger @iamtherog]

When I fall down the stairs

[chase @_chase_____]

after u do your laundry u should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. no charge

[lil uzi wert @sarah_wert]

Not @JessJalbs and I messaging on 3 different apps simultaneously

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

It ain’t the season of the sticks?