Sarah Jane

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[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

don’t forget about LOVE

[Prof. Devi Sridhar @devisridhar]

Europe paying for summer holidays with winter lockdowns.

[Michael Thomas @Cantguardmike]

Work on how you react when you feel disrespected.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’m... dreaming... of a March... Christmas 🎵

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

You get knocked down 100 times, you get up 100 times, you learn 100 lessons.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Well, September. Here we are. Be a good month. No pressure.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Weather report: Grey with outbreaks of grey, turning more grey as the day goes on with dark grey to look forward to later

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

Welcome to Britain. You can't see your family if you have already been in contact with another household but you can meet your family at a wetherspoons at 6am tomorrow to get fucking annihilated because this is an entirely normal country.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

There's going to be a lot of legs outside the duvet tonight

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Trying to say “are you purposely walking by me as closely as possible? Have you seen the news? I don’t believe this. Back off! Idiot. How are you so oblivious?!” by staring quietly at someone

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling a bit giddy when someone actually says something to a queue jumper

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Liftoff!

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

👏👏👏👏

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

‘It’s time to move on’ says government that’s worked harder to safeguard one man’s job in three days than it has to protect frontline workers and care home residents in three months.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

We're being taken for absolute mugs. Our parents, our kids, our carers, our health workers, every one of us. It's such a sad day.

[Sarah Jane @sarahbbent]

@ArgosHelpers Hi, I had a damaged item delivered on the 3rd April. When I rang about returning it, I was informed due to lockdown no one was able to pick it up for a return. Do you know if collection return is up and running again yet please? Thankyou!

[The Independent @Independent]

5 things that cost the UK government more than the furlough scheme https://t.co/osZ12UbRDC

[Lucy Watson @imLucyWatson]

Boris has an impossible task. People will never be happy with what he has to say & NO ONE knows the right thing to do.. this is an extremely volatile & unpredictable situation. I would not want to be in his position at a time like this.