Sarah Anderson

Writer. Ex-bookseller. Foodie.

[Meghan Rienks @meghanrienks]

ima need a live feed of trump being escorted out of office

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

I was supposed to come home to do an on-demand yogasculpt class, but I've been standing in the kitchen for the last fifteen minutes taking a bite from a container of ice cream, then from a container of apple crisp, and then, Irepeat. I would feel guilty, but I don't feel anymore?

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

So when do we start prepping for war and famine? About now, right?

[CNN @CNN]

Millions of cicadas are expected to emerge this year after 17 years underground https://t.co/f6GqE4iU7l

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

Is it just me or is The Wind Waker totally underrated? Cartoon graphics aside, I think that game was the best release post Ocarina of Time (though I am partial to Majora's Mask), until Nintendo released Breath of the Wild.

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

I really should be utilizing this quarantine to go through every Legend of Zelda game instead of building this bullshit island on Animal Crossing.

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

@kirstlars One hundred percent agree 😂

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

The lines at grocery stores are a little insane right now, but the lines at BevMo are nonexistent. Stock up, guys. It’s going to be a long couple of weeks. #coronavirus2020

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

The world is ending. They’re closing Disneyland.

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

Too Real 😂
https://t.co/D2bdbOMn2O

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

ONE MONTH 😱

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

New facilities are available to be built on your island in #AnimalCrossing: New Horizons, from a museum showcasing the island’s rich ecosystem, Nook’s Cranny, the Able Sisters’ tailor shop, a campsite, and so much more. #ACNH

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

And does anyone have an extra concert ticket?

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

Missing a Jonas Brothers concert tonight at the Palladium to go on a date with someone who could very well be a serial killer...so...Is this the mature decision?

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

@jonasbrothers Hi. I love you. Please play BB Good tonight. Thx.

Sincerely,
A 27 year old woman who swore she was going to marry Nick when she was 15.

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

Who the hell is drinking 25 cups of coffee?

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

COFFEE, ANYONE? New study says drinking up to 25 cups of coffee a day has no ill-effects on your arteries https://t.co/OLUnsgJkg2

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

I definitely betrayed all my friends today by scoring Avengers tickets for myself, but not for them like I told them I would. #whateverittakes

[Joss Whedon @joss]

Stan Lee created a universe where, if a character was beloved enough, they could never really die.

Now THAT’S thinking ahead.

Thanks for so much of my life. You’ll never not be in it.

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

The Alexa is the adult's version of the Furby. #iamgoingtosmashit #sorrydad

[We Love Dogs, USA @WeLoveDogsUSA]

"Dad, when I grow up I'm gonna be a police dog just like you!"

#GoldenRetriever #GoldenRetrieverPuppy #PoliceDog #WorkingDog
#LikeFatherLikeSon #DogsofTwitter #WednesdayWisdom #DogLovers
#LabLovers

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

We are one week out from INFINITY WAR. 😳

[Sarah Anderson @sarahmanderson]

Does anyone want to buy a Trout jersey? This kid is my new favorite. https://t.co/WVCpc32TEw